Call jokes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy