Call jokes
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.