Call jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Memes
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"