What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
What do you call a white man in court??
SUPERIOR!!!!!!
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
