Call jokes
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...