Call jokes
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
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You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!