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School

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Ant

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

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Memes

Sister

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

Cow

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

Syndrome

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

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  • Pigeon

    Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

    Nut

    Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

    Friends: No, what is it?

    Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

    Mat

    Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

    A: Mat.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans go to church so much?

    So they can have someone to call father.

    Race

    What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

    Murder

    If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

    If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

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