Call jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.