Call jokes
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Memes
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.