Call jokes
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.