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Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Memes
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy