Call jokes

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.