Call jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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