Call

Call jokes

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Memes

Toilet

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Mat

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Disease

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

Dog

Special needs

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Babysitter

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.