Call jokes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Memes
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.