Call jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Memes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.