Call jokes
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.