Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Louie's parents tried this.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.