Call jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.