Call jokes
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
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What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
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What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?