Call jokes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."