What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
