Call jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.