Call jokes
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.