what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee 😊😁
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
