I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Call Jokes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
