Call jokes
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
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Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."