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I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.