Call

Call jokes

Suicide

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Santa

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Memes

Group

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Nun

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Mat

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.