Call jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Memes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.