Call jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Covid-19 or Rona
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.