An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
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What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
If you throw a nun is it called a....
Nunchuck???
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
