Call jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
me when i get called on in class
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.