Call jokes
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.