Call jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!