Call jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!