Call jokes
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.