What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
waht do you call a american house? a gun safe
what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs? a mine field
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What do you call a Israeli strike against Gaza? A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3? A greaser
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Q; What do you call an rich aisan A: dr
What do you call a gay French man? A faguette!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
