Call jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.