Call jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.