Call jokes
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*