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How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.