Call jokes
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?