Call jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.