What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Call Jokes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
