What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
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What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
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An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
