Call jokes
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........