Call Jokes

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.