Call jokes
This girl called me cute, and I told her donβt call me that. She says why, I told her, βBitch, call me the Hokage!β
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Neona (π): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (π): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (π): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (π ): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (π): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (π): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (π): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
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Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!