Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
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What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
