Call jokes
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.