Call jokes
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What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
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What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)