When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
Why are butts salty Because there buttered
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
What is a bus 🚌
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm No-" Fred then says, "Ah okay then I won't spread it."
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what did the expired butter do once it had expired
it did an expire
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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
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