How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Why are butts salty Because there buttered
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm No-" Fred then says, "Ah okay then I won't spread it."
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Noob butter eater
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
