Butter jokes
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What is a bus 🚌?
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Noob butter eater.