Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye
Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I guess you can say he xxxpired
your hairline is so expired even it’s more expired than your milk
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
