What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

what do you call a butter without an expiration date

a miracle butter because wow!

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I’m not loafing this

what did the expired butter do once it had expired

it did an expire

Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?