My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Noob butter eater
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter
