What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Butter believe it
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I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
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What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
