Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other aren't you going to introduce me to your friends. He replies sure, Dis my butter from another utter.
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
what did the expired butter do once it had expired
it did an expire
What is a bus 🚌
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
