Butter jokes
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
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Community talk
I put penut butter on my grilled cheese
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