What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn't spread them
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter
