Butter jokes
I like peanut butter and honey.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Peanut Butter
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”