Butter jokes
I like peanut butter and honey.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
I鈥檇 tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
How are my sister鈥榮 legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey鈥檙e both smooth and easy to spread.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Peanut Butter
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Knock, knock. Who鈥檚 there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Knock, knock. Who鈥檚 there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.