What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”