Puns

Anonymous

what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those

Puns

Mr.8 ball💜

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

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Expiration

Kenwynne

what did the expired butter do once it had expired

it did an expire

Animal

ouch

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants

Legs

Anonymous

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅

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Baby

if you ever saw a vine

what does the Peanut butter baby say “Ah”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can’t peanut butter your dick up a dead baby’s ass

Woman

Anonymous

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Toilet

Anonymous

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don’t have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that’s everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.