But jokes

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*