But jokes

I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

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I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.