But jokes

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

hehehehehehehehehehe

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

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Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...