But jokes

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.