But jokes

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."