But jokes
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!