one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter? What’s the “ matador “.
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
I had a calf for awhile, the milk was bad until we bought a heifer
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
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What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo
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What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
