Bull

Bull jokes

Area

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Cowboy

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

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  • Cow

    What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?

    A can o' bull.

    Cow

    When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

    Memes

    Guy

    What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

    The guy that gave it to him.

    Mamma

    Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

    Basketball

    There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

    ...Steve Kerr’s team.

    Milk

    I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

    Dyslexic

    I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

    Cow

    Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.

    Son

    What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

    Bye-son.

    Animal

    Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

    I guess he was a little deranged.

    Bullshit

    Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

    Treon: How did you find that?!

    Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

    Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

    Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

    Treon: We can't!

    Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!