A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter? What’s the “ matador “.
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bull? nonsense?!?!
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabnet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabnet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going it to things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth now who is Faineni? Were is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABNET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
