How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
how to stop bulling
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
I had a calf for awhile, the milk was bad until we bought a heifer
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Deja Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.