Archery jokes
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.