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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison 😂😂😂😂
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What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
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so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
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What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
