Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Building Jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Rice Middle School
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
