Building jokes
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Low quality
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Walls.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.