Building jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
LeT iT gOoOo
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Walls.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?