Building jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Memes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Rice Middle School