Building jokes
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I cried on this GIF
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Rice Middle School
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.