Building jokes

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"