Building jokes

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?