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My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

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    • Who's the world's fastest reader?

    9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

    At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"