Building jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.