Building jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!