Brother jokes

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.