If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
My Brother's addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes