I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
