Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Thats cringe bro, THE esxt weas pisitive
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
Are you serious right neow bro
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?