Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
