Bros

Bros jokes

Game

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Mom

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Meat

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Forehead

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Punchline

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Hump

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Stress

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Kid

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Movie

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Cheeseburger

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Hairline

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.