What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland. So I told him he was on my cock. (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
Bro your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
Bro your hairline so far back not even Dora the explorer can find it
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “FaDiNg”
bro is your hairline and your forhead good friends because they go way back
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Bro if you have anorexia you have no skin at all
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
Bro used the Quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
