Bro jokes
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!