Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
