New Breath Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm

Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭

your so weak someone breathed on you and you flew away

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Mommy mommy! Are we dragons? Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe

911 I JUST CRASHED MY CAR I THINK ITS BURNING I CAN'T SEE IT HURTS TO BREATHE

FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)

How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands

Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time

What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'

BULLY v.s QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac

Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS

I breathe in african food

So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!