Brain

Anonymous

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist

Die

Ej

The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.

Wife

Anonymous

my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose

Brain

Anonymous

I asked my zombie boyfriend does he have a Brian Because he’s stupid asf

Sister

Anonymous

My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl

Cry

Dork

so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and f…ing die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".

Nan

Me

Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”

Dad

Anonymous

I don’t know why my boyfriends dad don’t like me maybe because we had SEX

Cry

Dork

so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t me I don’t swim around mistakes”

Time

Lizzy B

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: “I Zora Cock!”

Daughter

Anonymous

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging

Time

freshfry

alr ALYA and drew ALYA’s boyfriend!! have a good fucking life, i hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever ive passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beaf ill fight u bro, ur prob a stick, im fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Car

Anonymous

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was

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