Boyfriend

Boyfriend jokes

Boss

    • A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."

    "I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

    She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

    After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."

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    Mom

    • The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.

    Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.

    The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.

    Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.

    The person I hate: Rood.

    Me: Shut up.

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    Community talk

    • my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.

    • so this night was eventful and sleepless i went to bed right at my moms bf got home, and he stormed in here and started packing all his shit. soon my mom got home, and they started talking, and apprently, she keeps on flirting with other guys. once he leaves my mom goes with him. aprrently dnaiel is driving the truck, and my moms like "i dont like how your driving, let me drive" jst constast, so he gets out and and t… Read more

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