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Bug

1 year ago
A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."
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    • Home

    1 year ago
    A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."
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    • Pokemon

    2 years ago
    The image shows three real-life animals that resemble Pokemon characters: A blue turtle with a water gun on its shell, a yellow rat with a backpack, and an orange lizard with a blowtorch attached to its back. The text on the image says, "Blursed irl pokemon".
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    • Girlfriend

    1 year ago
    The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.
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    • Pet

    1 year ago
    A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.
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    Reptile Dysfunction

    12 years ago

    Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

    Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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    • Erectile Dysfunction

    6 years ago

    What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

    Ereptile Dysfunction!

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    • Difference

    7 years ago

    What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

    There is no difference.

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