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Bug

DIANEE · 1 year ago
    • A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."
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    Reptile

    Willy b · 2 months ago
    • A small gecko is standing upright on its hind legs inside a glass terrarium. It is pressing its front legs against the corner of the glass in a dramatic, sprawling pose that looks like a dance or a sales pitch. Above the image, white text on a black background says: "can i interest u in some..... car insurance?"
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    • Home

    DIANEE · 1 year ago
    • A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."
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    Warhammer

    Willy b · 15 days ago
    • The image is a three-panel meme with the title "WARHAMMER FACTIONS BE LIKE". The first panel shows lizard-like warriors in a jungle setting, labeled "Aztecs, but lizards". The second panel depicts an army of skeletons and mummies with pyramids in the background, labeled "Egyptians, but skeletons". The third panel features human knights on horseback in medieval armor, labeled "French, but human".
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    • Pokemon

    HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago
    • The image shows three real-life animals that resemble Pokemon characters: A blue turtle with a water gun on its shell, a yellow rat with a backpack, and an orange lizard with a blowtorch attached to its back. The text on the image says, "Blursed irl pokemon".
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    Girlfriend

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.
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    • Pet

    DIANEE · 1 year ago
    • A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.
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    Alligator

    Anonymous · 1 month ago
    • An illustration features a cartoon alligator or lizard, colored in the pink, blue, and white stripes of the transgender flag, hanging by a rope noose around its neck. The background is a solid bright yellow. Below the illustration, in black capitalized letters, the text reads: 'FUCK AROUND AND I'LL 41% MYSELF'.
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    • Reptile Dysfunction

    Anonymous · 12 years ago

    • Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

    Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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