Checklist jokes

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.

like this if you don't like school.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.