Checklist jokes

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

All of them.

Checkout (DYM 104).

What did a

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.