Boy jokes
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.