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Boy Jokes

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding

Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!