You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
Make him read a book
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
My favorite book is brown spots on the ceiling By Ho Fung Poo
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
What do you call it when panera bread is a book
Panera Read
