Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
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If I was an object in this world Iβd be a glass! Because if you leave me when Iβm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
Iβm a star! Because one of these days Iβm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die Iβd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
Iβm like the sun; Iβm painful to look at.
If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
Iβm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature Iβd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
Iβm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because itβs dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
Iβm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
Iβm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
Iβm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
Iβm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
Iβm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that canβt afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety
Help me...
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
I just bought a book about lamps.....
So I can do some light reading over the weekend
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
Me: MRS. Can I read my book? Teacher: Sure. Me: *watching my Chromebook*
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
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Ok I love reading freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones were he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my chrome book while I play Call a Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox. If you guys out there like reading freshfry's conversations with random people just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later watersharky out.
