What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
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I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
