Bomb jokes

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?

Minesweeper.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."