What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
