What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
