Bomb jokes
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."