Bomb

Bomb jokes

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.