What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.