Body jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
*funny joke about dicks*
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
Kyle's penis is small.