Body jokes

Butthole.

A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."

My penis is on fire.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A: You gonna eat that?

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

Kasper has a tiny penis.

My dick itches.

My penis.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well, he’s all right now!

Hmmm.

Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?

She had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?

"You take my breath away..."

What do you call a bad amputation?

A rip-off.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂