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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well, he’s all right now!

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    • Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?

    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can unscrew a light bulb.

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    • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

    Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

    Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Not Susie.

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

    So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

    So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

    I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

    She said, "*sniff* yes."