Body jokes
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Butthole.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
My penis is on fire.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
My dick itches.
My penis.